The Setting:
Our bedroom
The Time:
Yesterday morning, 5:00 AM
Brad: Matty. Matty, wake up.
Matt: Hmmmm?
Brad: Wake up.
Matt: What?
Brad: Wake up.
Matt: What? What's wrong?
Brad: We need to study.
Matt: Hmmmmm?
Brad: We need to study. You promised last night.
Matt: I did? What time is it?
Brad: Five o'clock.
Matt: Oh God. Let's sleep a little later.
Brad: Come on. Get out of bed.
Matt: Let's cuddle some more.
Brad: Then we won't get any studying done. Come on.
Matt: Yes we will. I promise.
Brad: I'm going in the dining room to get started. Come on.
Matt: I'll be there in a minute.
Brad: Okay. One minute.
Matt: Mmmmmm. Thank you sweetie.
Brad: (5 minutes later, standing by the bed) Matty!
Matt: Hmmmmm? What time is it?
Brad: Are you going to get up?
Matt: (checking under the covers with a sleepy grin) I'm "up." Come see.
Brad: If we study for one hour, we can come back to bed and play.
Matt: But you don't understand. I can't study if I'm horny.
Brad: That's not true. You're always horny and you still study.
Matt: (snickering) That's low.
Brad: But I can't get horny until we get some studying done.
Matt: That's not how it works, sweetie. That's all backwords. Come back to bed.
Brad: {sighing...} Please. Get. Your. Butt. Out. Of. Bed.
Matt: Mmmmmmmm. I like it when you talk like that.
Brad: What are you talking about?
Matt: I like it when you talk about my butt.
Brad: Matthew!
Matt: What?
Brad: You're stalling for time. Will you please come study with me?
Matt: Mmmmmmmm. How can I when you keep talking dirty?
Brad: What?
Matt: First you talk about me being "up," then you talk about my butt, then you talk about coming. How can I study when you keep talking dirty?
Brad: Move over.
Matt: Mmmmmm. Now we have things in the right order.
LMAO!! So manipulative, using sex to stay in bed a little longer, Matty! *shakes head* :D
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! "Manipulative"??? What? Moi? I was, uh, just trying to make sure we were rested enough to, um, study. Ya know?
DeleteGood rationalization, Matty. (grinning)
DeleteLOL.... Rationalizations have their place and time! ;-)
DeleteLMFAO! Matt being a little persuasive huh? Poor Brad! Good Luck with your exams!
ReplyDeleteThanks for your support, Araya! ;)
DeleteLOL! So cute. Good luck with your exams, kick some butt.
ReplyDeleteThere you go mentioning "butt" again! ;-)
DeletePUBLIC NOTICE: Please be aware that the use of "certain" words gets one of us really distracted. Use those "certain" words at your own risk!! LMAO! ;)
DeleteLOL, ah, sex always wins! I am impressed you were even CONSIDERING getting up and studying at 5 am Brad. Good for you guys. Hope finals go well! I am sure you will be both do great.
ReplyDeleteHehe... Thanks!
DeleteIt was impressive that I got up that early! I guess you could say we "balance" each other, huh?)
Thanks, JJ!
DeleteYou are a BAD boy, Matty!!! LOL!!! Poor Bradley--trying to be good and you are just tempting him left and right!!! Well--you know what they say about this don't you? All work and no play makes Jack jack off alone...wait...that's not quite right...hmmm..let me try that again. All work and no play makes Jack cum alone...wait...now darn...that's not right either! Well, I don't know who Jack was but he for sure did not have a hot sexy Bradley to play with!! Uhm, I think I keep digging myself a deeper hole here! Speaking of holes, enjoy those early morning, ramming I mean jamming sessions...oh dear.
ReplyDelete(Sammy goes away shaking her head, fairly sure she just left an x rated comment!)
Sammy, OMG!!! Too Funny and I so needed that laugh!
Delete"Bad boy"? Me? Sweet, innocent me?
DeleteAnd, yes, this is all Bradley's fault, ya know? Like you said, Sammy, "... hav[ing] a hot sexy Bradley to play with..." is what started this whole thing, right? If he wasn't so damn sexy, I would have gotten outta bed like the studious scholar I am and hit the books! No questions asked. LOL
(just shaking my head) LOL
DeleteBwahahahaha, this so soooooo hilarious :D And sneaky!!! But dang, 5am? Woah, Brad, you are dedicated. I already think I'm dedicated if I get up around 7:30am to study. At least Matty is making sure there's also some pleasure and fun involved ;)
ReplyDeleteGood luck with exams you two. I'm sure you will do just awesome.
Yep. I'm the "dedicated" one, and Matty's the "sneaky" one! --- (just kidding, Matty)
DeleteIn all fairness, those roles get switched as the "need arises" (pun intended)! LOL
I love you guys you are so funny, this post just turned my really bad morning into a smile so Thank you.
ReplyDeleteHey Gigi! Glad you're smiling! ;-)
DeleteOMG, you guys are really just too adorable for words! This is just what I needed today! Bradley, 5am...really...to study?? While I admire and am happy to see your enthusiasm to be prepared for finals, that is just crazy lol I'm so glad Matty was able to persuade back to bed, and I bet you were a little more relaxed when you finally did manage to get to studying! Good luck with the finals, I am sure you will both do just fine.
ReplyDeleteLOTS OF HUGS AND LOVE
Angel
See, Bradley? She's on my side! LOL (just kidding)
DeleteAs Lucy says to Charlie Brown (adapted for my purposes): "Good Grief, Matty"! LMAO!
DeleteCute post, guys. :D
ReplyDeleteJust have to say I'm impressed Brad. Up at 5:00 AM to study? Sounds like you tried your best but I can see why Matty and his persuasive ways won out. He's such a tease...lol. :D
Good luck with your exams!
Hi Lisa! Thanks! ;-)
DeleteThat's just too cute. I had no idea Matt was such a master manipulator...lol
ReplyDelete"Master manipulator"? Me? Awwwww, Susan. I was doing it for Bradley's sake. See, he was a little tense about studying for finals, and, um, I was just trying to get him relaxed so we could get a lot accomplished. I think that noble. ;-)
Delete(gigglesnorting)
DeleteOh yes, very noble. For Brad's own good and all. What a tropper you are Matty! ;-)
DeleteLOL... Well, I do believe in noble causes. Helping Brad to relax, well, uh, helps me too, I guess. So I'm being noble all around. -- Now my head's starting to ache with all this nobility on my part!!! LOL
DeleteOMG! LMAO! You guys have got to take this routine on the road after exams.:)
ReplyDeleteSusan
Maybe we could call it The Wacky World of Matty and Bradley. LOL!!!
DeleteHey, why does your name always go first?
DeleteOh wait, your name is closer to the word "wacky." LOL!!!!!! (Love you anyway! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ )
Funny, funny. Very funny! ;)
DeleteLord!
ReplyDeleteLOL!! And what's that other expression you're always using? "Lord love a duck"? ;-)
DeleteIf I'd had someone like you around in school, Matt, I'd have had lower grades but a lot more fun. I hope you guys find time for both. Sex does lower your stress levels, right? (Keep telling yourself that ;) My sympathies to Brad for being so unfairly tempted from the righteous path. (Although I imagine there were compensations.) Thanks so much for the post - made me smile when I needed it.
ReplyDeleteBut sex does lover your stress levels. And since final exams are considered high stress, well, then we should do everything we can think of to get that stress level down, right? I mean, everytime it starts going up [no pun intended] you should look at your list of things to get it down. I mean, what goes up must come down.
DeleteGlad you're smiling also! ;-)
"lover" your stress levels, Matty? Quite the slip up there, lol
DeleteOh Gawd!!! Hahaha!!!
DeleteSee, I need sex more often because my stress is too high. If I was more relaxed I wouldn't make those kind of mistakes!!! Oh Gawd!! ♥
*snort* NO pun intended? Right. =P
DeleteYou two are something else, but I've said it before, please don't ever change anything, we love you just the way you are. And Matt, keep "UP" the good work, lol.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Mary.
DeleteGood luck with your exams guys!! And here I've been resorting to cleaning the house when I am stressed, I like your way of "handling" stress much better! Hugs and Much Love Maria
ReplyDeleteHi Maria! You know you can always combine cleaning your house with other things to spice things up! LOL
DeleteI'm trying to get Matty to just wear one of those sexy aprons when he's dusting. He says there's too much of a "breeze" on his butt though. But I like the view!! LOL
DeleteThere you go mentioning my butt again! ;-)
DeleteYou guys are too cute, if you can keep your sense of humor through the next few weeks all will be well! Maybe the nekid dusting can be a reward for a really good study session Brad. Matty will have to come up with something equally "breezy" for his reward. :)
DeleteHmmmmmm, Maria. Good ideas!! LOL ;-)
DeleteBoys -- with all that "studying" -- was it an anatomy final? -- I hope you aced the exams.
ReplyDeleteThanks Jerry!
DeleteActually we still have 2 weeks to go until the actual exams. We're trying to keep a regular schedule of studying, but that's really stressful... hence the "anatomy self-study course" we're doing at home!! LOL ;)
I had to comment because...that was just funny! And cute. Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome! ;-)
DeleteGood gravy!! LOL. That is a very ungodly hour to be up and studying! Although, I'm sure Matty was thoroughly awake after that. Next time Matty put the books IN the bed with you....just to be on the safe side ya know? *wink * This made me smile...thanks guys. :)
ReplyDeleteGood gravy indeed!! LOL. Well, we might keep the 3 B words separate.... beds, books, and, us butts! ;-) Dont't want to get things too confused! LOL
DeleteLMAO! Thanks for the smile you just brought to my face, guys! And luck to both of you with your finals :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks Aniko!
DeleteOne of my favorite blog posts in recent memory. :-D
ReplyDeleteI only wish I'd had the same problem whenever I had to study for finals!
Thanks K.Z. ;)
DeleteI just found this today, don't know where I've been *LOL* Great blog guys this one especially...it made me smile on an otherwise very dreary day!
ReplyDeleteHi Monika! Welcome aboard! ;-)
DeleteLOL ^.^ So cute. Especially "Matt: Let's cuddle some more."
ReplyDeleteHey Erica! Yeah, more cuddling is always good!! ;-)
DeleteAdorable! Love the priorities.
ReplyDeleteHi Mary! Yeah, priorities are definitely important! LOL ;-)
DeleteHave I mentioned lately how much I adore you both? So very much.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Greatly amusing. Whole new meaning to fuzzy logic. =)
ReplyDeleteLOL! If only I could be a little fly on the wall at your house! Well, that might be a little awkward. Your little conversations make getting "up" sound like a lot of fun!
ReplyDeleteLMAO I can't believe you two and since I read this late hehe it put a smile on my face all the same though. Good luck with the exams.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, studying. Are you sure you were UP for it? lol
ReplyDeleteOMG, would have loved to read that last week...you are too much guys.
ReplyDeleteAlso Brad, I must say that I understand Matt : waking up at 5am to study is a little early, don't you think??
I'm so not a morning person...I'd rather study until 5am ;)
And thanks for the good laugh.